Mutant Vampire Zombies from the Hood

Mutant Vampire Zombies from the Hood.  Yes, that's the title.

If you have a fetish for topless one-armed women being chased by mutant vampire zombies, then THIS is the film for you!

As filler, I'm just going to post all the ridiculous stuff that was said.  Everything in quotes is from us, everything else is from the film.  It's a bit more....adult this time around.  I blame it on the perfect storm of terrible movie and hilarious foul-mouthed guests.

Special thanks to Rez, Black Chad, Joe Cam and Chad's lovely wife Louise.  Yes, Black Chad is black.  It's not an ironic title.  It's because we're all ridiculous.

-"STORMFRONT FILMS!  This movie brought to you by Hurricane Irene.  You're welcome, fuckers!"

-I've got flavor.  "Yeah, vanilla and ass."

-When I start doing Kung Fu, then you can call me homie.  "What, black people can't do kung fu? "

            "He must not like Wu Tang."

            "Word on the street is.....Wu Tang?....ain't nothing to fuck with."

-"At least it's a real shoot-out.  Nobody is hitting anything."

-Cop gets shot, and immediately:  "It was my last day!"

            " I'm getting too old for this shit!"

-"I came."

-"When Snoop said he had the purple, he wasn't kidding!"

-"This movie is so unrealistic.  Gangsters do not wear their pants up that high."

-"Did he just tell a black woman he was gonna put color in her cheeks?"

-"Hospital?  You ain't gonna find no hospital on Compton."

-"Burial by car?"

-"With Oscar Wilde wordplay like this, how can you go wrong?"

-"Fuckin' camper!  You stole my headshot!"

-"How is your daughter the hottest white woman in Santa Monica, and you're the blackest man in the film?"

-"Hey it's the Fresh Prince of Bel Air's house!"

-"If she ain't got some black in her, I'll give her some."

-"He's the color palette of the Asian community."

-"Zombie rape?"  "Looks like they still got their baser instincts!"

-"I'd hit it.....until it was unconscious, and then I'd have sex with it."

-"Well, shit ain't serious yet 'cause the guns aren't held sideways."

-"Get him, Coolio!"

-"It went sideways!"  "Shit just got real!"

-"He's black, he's allowed to talk about people this way."  "'Cause we all know Oscar Wilde was a big niggah."

-"How did nobody miss a single shot all of a sudden?  This is like House of the Dead."

-"This movie was cobbled together from parts of better movies."

-"If Mr. Miyagi did too much LSD in the 60's."  "I still say it's Egg Fu Young from Big Trouble in Little China."

-"It's so beautiful out here.  The stars, the weather, the grunting sounds."

-"If we're gonna die, can I put a finger in you?"

-"Here they come.....no, literally...here the come."

-"Trigger discipline motherfucker!  This ain't Call of Duty!"

-"This guy used to work with Coppola!  What the hell happened?"

-"Is that zombie Ray Lewis?"

The best part of the film, hands down, was when Black Chad's wife logged in to chat with us just in time to witness a scene where a zombie is making love to a severed head.  Much hilarity ensues as she jokingly chews him out.